Gratification

The scorekeeper / webmaster job normally sucks balls, but it becomes totally worthwhile when you get to etch your name on another trophy (Major #7), post your name on top of the POTY rankings, see firsthand that you just leapfrogged CEGA legend Sadegh Ghorban at #3 on the GOAT rankings, and paste this picture of calling your shot before the pitch then trotting around the bases with one flap down during this email:

For those that don't know, each tournament participant received an A-Dub ball before the round identified with the Native American translation of their first name:

Brady: "Slices in Woods"

Chris: "Cries over Courses"

Ed: "Hides in Vineyards"

Bryan: "Yips 3 Footers"

Joe: "Plugs in Bunkers"

Jeb: "Tops off Boxes"

Greg: "Sinks in Ponds"

Andy: "Dances with Eagles"

Only one participant still carries that golf ball in his bag. He plans to keep dancing.